Apr 022012
 

For those who are fans of bigfoot (and let's face it, who isn't?), today's post will make you happy.  So feast your eyes on these babies, my sasquach-loving shoppers:

 

Books

 

Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir 

by Graham Roumieu

 

Description from Amazon:

Like many reclusive celebrities, Big Foot is misunderstood. In his touching memoir Me Write Book he wants to set the record straight, proving that although he’s larger, hairier, and more foul-smelling than most of us, he’s really not so different underneath.

 Only the most coldhearted among us could look on without compassion as this hirsute Everyman struggles bravely with casual cannibalism, Pringles potato crisps, embarrassing moments with peach Schnapps, the desperate loneliness of personal ads, and philosophical quandaries.
 
Readers will never forget the plaintive voice from the wilderness that howls from every page of this searing, intimate account of a man-beast in the promised land.

 

 

And because one was not enough, we present to you the sequel:

 

 

Bigfoot: I Not Dead

Graham Roumieu

 

Description from Amazon:

In his eagerly anticipated follow-up to Me Write Book, Bigfoot returns from exile to share his inspiring, hilarious, and often deeply disturbing experiences as a misunderstood forest gentleman and tragic media darling. These entertaining and often grizzly stories stand not only as a testament to the greatness of the legendary man-beast, but also as a chilling cautionary tale of the downside of a life of celebrity, cannibalism, celebrity cannibalism, wanton violence, and lack of toilet training. As in Me Write Book, full-color glossy spreads depict every intimate, disgusting, and downright insane moment of Bigfoot’s life. Bigfoot: I Not Dead is an unforgettable memoir that will stay with readers long after his foul scent has dissipated.

 

 

 

Knickknacks

 

Bigfoot, The Holiday Yeti Ornament

 

 

 

T-shirts & Hats

 

Beware of the Sasquatch T-shirt

 

Personally, I love this t-shirt because bigfoot looks more like Chewbacca.

 

 

 

Beware of the Bigfoot USA Flag/Checker Racing Hat/Baseball Cap

 

For the patriotic, NASCAR-loving, bigfoot fan we have….

 

 

No income was made from the links to these products.  This was purely for my own entertainment and giggles.  I <3 Bigfoot!

Tomorrow we are on the C in the alphabet.  What crazy creature could that be?

Stay tuned!

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 Posted by at 9:35 am

  4 Responses to “B is for Bigfoot Books & Booty”

  1. "Me write good. You read now. First buy, then read."

  2. Oh, I want that t-shirt!

  3. How delightful! The NASCAR really is the bomb! 

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